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Check it out. You can wear yours and we can have little sword fights whenever we want.


I've been informed that he's now Bill Nye the Restraining Order Guy.


Dr. Jeffries: You ... you know you're describing a dog.
Leonard: He did bite me once.

Dr. Jeffries: W-why do you put up with Sheldon?
Leonard: Because we're friends.
Dr. Jeffries: Why?
Leonard: Wow. You ask really hard questions.

Penny: Ooh, that looks like fun.
Bernadette: Maybe you should master glue before you move on to fire.

Look who's here to put the Jew in jewelry night.


My dad says it's because the sound of my mom's voice makes him want to tear his ears off and sew them over his eyes so he never has to look at her again.


Bill Nye: That's interesting.
Dr. Jeffries: Haven't you stolen enough from me? Back up, bow tie!

Bill Nye: My show never would have happened without yours.
Dr. Jeffries: That's what I told my lawyers.

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