The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory "The Spoiler Alert Segmentation" Quotes

Sheldon: Have you seen the one where Lori dies?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Or, maybe she doesn't. Let's find out.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Amy: Then, what the hell, Sheldon!?!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Amy: ... cuz we out dropping science, son.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: Oh my God. She's not going to bathe me, is she?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Howard: Honestly, if I could bend that far what would I need with you.
Bernadette: If you could bend that far, you'd be doing both of us a favor.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: I suppose there's no choice but to face the crying, angry accusations, and the high pitch wails of despair.
Penny: Yeah and who knows how Amy will react.
 • Rating: Unrated

Howard: If you don't leave now, she'll use food and guilt to keep you there the rest of your life.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raj: How do you sleep in these things? Silk pajamas on satin sheets, I slid out of the bed like 3 times.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Umm....
 • Rating: Unrated

Leonard: Oh, spoiler alert. This door's about to slam in your face.
 • Rating: Unrated

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