The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 16: "The Tangible Affection of Proof" Quotes
A tumor would explain a lot.Amy
Penny: Leonard Hofstadler...
Penny: Will you be my valentine?
Leonard: Sorry. Maybe, next year. ... I'm just kidding. Romance ninja. Let's have sex! Wah!
I'm cool with surprises, but nothing on the Jumbotron. I don't want to cry on the big screen like that.Leonard
You have to propose to me.Leonard [to Penny]
Leonard: You know what? That was pretty crappy of you. All I wanted to do was to give you a great night and it was like you went out of your way to destroy it.
Penny: Yeah, I know. I'm a total bitch.
Leonard: I'm not saying that.
Penny: Well, I am.
Leonard: Oh, fine you win. You're a bitch.
Leonard: Two can play this game.
Penny: Get up.
Sorry doesn't clean my underpants, buddy.Bernadette
If you like pushing buttons so much, try pushing them on the washing machine.Bernadette
She hid my Xbox like I'm a child. And, my mom got me that for my birthday so if you don't give it back, I'm telling.Howard
Sheldon: Wow. This is truly remarkable.
Alex: Thank you.
Sheldon: I think I'll keep it for myself.
Alex: What about your girlfriend?
Sheldon: It's too late, I call dibbs.
Sheldon: But, she has Google maps on her phone.
Alex: I don't know how to respond to that.