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Leonard: Oh, you do what you want, but I don't want to lose my friends over tenure. Friends are forever.
Howard [coughing]: So, is tenure.

Sheldon: Are you implying my girlfriend doesn't have any sexuality to exploit?
Raj: Yes
Sheldon: Okay, because that was not clear.

Way to hit'em with both barrels.

Leonard [to Penny]

Seriously, is that tape? Like, how are they staying up like that?

Amy

You're all wasting your time. Sheldon is the most qualified for the job, and no amount of gravity-defying bosom's going to change that.

Amy

Well, that's a fine how-do-you-do. Don't just stand there. Take your breasts out.

Sheldon [to Amy]

Leonard: You realize you might kill some of them.
Penny: Oh, then you all can get tenure.

Mrs. Davis: Roots?
Sheldon: The tragic history of slavery in America. Fun for the whole family.
Mrs. Davis: Why would you think this is an appropriate gift?
Sheldon: Umm. Well ... You are black, right?

Sheldon Cooper doesn't do cozy.

Sheldon

You know, I must say I go back and forth on this boyfriend-girlfriend thing, but those moments when you worship me really keep you in the running.

Sheldon

If you need my nose, you'll find it firmly lodged up the rectum of the tenure committee.

Kripke

If we really want science to advance, people should have chips implanted in their skulls that explode when they say something stupid.

Sheldon
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The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 20 Quotes

If you need my nose, you'll find it firmly lodged up the rectum of the tenure committee.

Kripke

If we really want science to advance, people should have chips implanted in their skulls that explode when they say something stupid.

Sheldon