The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory "The Transporter Malfunction" Quotes

Raj: Let's go see if you fit in my man purse.
Bernadette: Heterosexual, my ass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: Oh, my goodness. Aren't you the cutest little Yorkie ever! You got him for me?
Howard: Her. We thought you two would hit it off.
Raj: I think we already have.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: What is the truth?
Sheldon: My Mr. Spock doll came to me in a dream and forced me to open it. And when the toy broke I switched it for yours. Later, he encouraged me to do the right thing and I defied him. And then I was attacked by a Gorn.
Leonard: Okay, that I believe.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Raj: And, once again, my baloney likes girls.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Raj: With women! I like to boogie with women!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Lakshmi: I'm gay.
Raj: Like dude-on-dude but with women?
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Spock: What is the purpose of a toy?
Sheldon: To be played with.
Spock: Therefore to not play with it would be...?
Sheldon: Illogical. Damn it, Spock, you're right.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Once you open the box, it loses it's value.
Penny: Yeah, yeah. My mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity. I gotta tell you, it was a lot more fun taking it out and playing with it.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Leonard: You went to the comic book store by yourself?
Penny: Yeah. It was fun. I walked in and two different guys got asthma attacks. Felt pretty good.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: No, I'm not gay. If anything, I'm metrosexual.
Raj's father: What's that?
Raj: It means that I like women, as well as, their skin-care products.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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