The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution" Quotes

Leonard: ...and when she died, they ate her.
Sheldon: You don't have to sell me on cats, I'm already a fan!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: So, this is nice. First time we've all gotten together to eat.
Amy (to Sheldon): You're right. He's a festival of humdrum chitchat.
Leonard: Okay, that's all I got. Howard, you're up.
Wolowitz: Um, tell us about your work, Amy.
Amy: I doubt you'd understand. Sheldon tells me you only have a master's degree.
Wolowitz: Raj, do you have any questions for Amy?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Did you guys see the paper in the American Physics Journal on supersolids? It's pretty interesting. This guy's working from a hypothesis which ...
Raj: Spoiler alert! Spoiler alert!
Leonard: What?
Raj: Don't ruin it for me, man! I printed out a PDF to read on the potty.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: I'm curious as to why we're not eating alone.
Sheldon: They can't function without me. I'm the social glue that holds this little group together.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Penny: I hear you broke up with Amy.
Sheldon: Breakup would imply she was my girlfriend. She was a girl who was my friend who is now not my friend.
Penny: Wow, It's like the worst country song ever.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Wolowitz: Women, huh? Can't live with 'em; can't successfully refute their hypotheses.
Sheldon: Amen to that.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Wolowitz: Someday, when you have varicose veins, I'll show you how to massage them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon: Despite their tendency to build Death Stars, I've always been more of an Empire man.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: God, he's an ass when he drinks.
Wolowitz: He's an ass he doesn't. You just don't hear it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Amy is judgmental, sanctimonious, and frankly just obnoxious
Sheldon: So?
Leonard: So we already have you for all that.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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