The Big Bang Theory Quotes
How many grown ups do you know with Mr. Spock oven mitts?Leonard
Excuse me, no one does a better job at pretending to be a person than I do. Siri comes close, but I know more jokes.Sheldon
Amy: Some people think the sexiest organ is the brain.
Penny: No one ever bought me drinks at a bar because my brain just popped out of my shirt.
You eat it. You're married. It doesn't matter what you look like.Sheldon
He's having a rough time. Amy broke his heart. The DVR cut off the last minute of Dr. Who. That crow followed him home.Leonard
I admire your father's work. It's not every day that I get to meet someone who's life journey began in my hero's scrotum.Sheldon
This is a documentary about Mr. Spock. I'm sure if there is nudity it will be tasteful.Sheldon
Raj: Oh, hey! High five!
Sheldon: Absolutely not.
Penny: Does the study say what happens to unpopular kids?
Leonard: You tell me. You woke up in bed with one.
He has glasses, and I'm a know it all. We're not built for prison.Sheldon
Sheldon: How do we know you're not going to take the money and drive away?
Leonard: Whatcha doing, Skippy?
Sheldon: Exactly what 1970s crima dramas have taught us.
Howard: What was wrong with that guy?
Raj: Um, he's Indian. We've already got one of those.