The Big Bang Theory Quotes
I used to live in those genitals. And if someone wants to move into my old room, I should at least get a vote.Sheldon
Sheldon: Do you have any idea what it's like to see your mother ravaging someone?
Howard: Does a brisket count?
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I saw my mommy with a naked man and she was trying to be a mommy again.Sheldon
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Penny: Who's the murderer?
Raj: Any question but that.
Penny: Sorry ... hey, who's not the murderer?
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Penny: Are you going to lay on the floor and pretend to be dead all night?
Stuart: What do you think I'd do at home?
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It's too late. He's been murdered by someone in this room.Raj
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Well, I told Howie if I wasn't busy I'd spend the night at his mom's. So for God's sake think of something.Bernadette
He has a very sensitive butt. Well, it's true. I once saw him sit on a bunch of loose change and add it all up.Leonard
Howard: Should we stop holding hands now?
Sheldon: In a minute.
Howard: Okay, good.
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Penny: This isn't your car.
Leonard: I know. I thought we'd take yours.
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"Let's just get this over with." Am I driving you to the Cheesecake Factory, or are we having sex?Leonard
Oh, apple juice. Stay where you are.Sheldon
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