The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Quotes (Page 2)

Episode 15: "The Friendship Contraction"

Leonard: 'Sup
Sheldon: 'Sup
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: I got pretty exciting NASA news today. Next week I fly to Houston for orientation and zero-gravity elimination drills.
Penny: What does that mean?
Bernadette: He's gonna to learn to poop in space.
Howard: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Raj: Maybe your nickname should be "Brown Dynamite."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: To amend the words of Toy Story -- "You've not got a friend in me."
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Leonard: I am sick of the Roommate Agreement.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raj: They put you under for a cleaning?
Sheldon: They have to -- I'm a biter.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: If I had one, mine would be "Brown Dynamite."
 • Rating: Unrated

Leonard: Sheldon, Canada is not going to invade California.
Sheldon: Yeah, really? You think those hippies in Washington and Oregon can stop them?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 14: "The Beta Test Initiation"

Leonard: So, I've got a gunshot wound. That's pretty bad-ass.
Penny: No, you've got a Reebok with a gunshot wound and an ouchie on your pinky toe.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: I can't believe I bought my soul mate at Glendale Galleria.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: Who's Siri? Is he dating someone new?
Howard: Yes. His phone.
Bernadette: Is that cute? Or, creepy?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Can you be more specific on how my eyebrows are "stupid." No, never mind. It's right here.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Raj: I'd like for you to call me sexy.
Siri: [chimes]From now on, I'll call you sexy. Okay?
Raj: Okay!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: Her heart's full of love, no one cares what's in her mouth.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Leonard: It's color-coded. Red means "fix right away" Yellow is "eh, whenever you get a chance." And, green is "I could probably learn to live with it."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: She is gonna break his heart.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Howard:[Chuckles] Look at that. There's finally a women in your life you can talk to
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: Whoa! What's your hurry, cowboy? Savor the moment.
[Raj and Howard slowly remove the plastic off Raj's new iPhone 4s]
Howard: Oh, yeah.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Cut! [sighs] Take 47.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: You mean like a beta test?
Leonard: Well, technically, this would be an alpha test. A beta test requires people that weren't involved in the development of the appli....
Penny: Seriously, do I not get credit for knowing beta test?
Leonard: No, absolutely you should.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: I missed you.
Penny: You see me all the time. You sure you don't just miss the sex?
Leonard: Well, yeah, the sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it?
Penny: I have. You're not wrong.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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