Season 2, Episode 17: "The Terminator Decoupling"
Wolowitz [about Summer Glau]: I have eleven hours with her in a confined space. Unless she's willing to jump off a moving train and tuck and roll down the side of a hill, she will eventually succumb to the acquired taste that is Howard Wolowitz• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Season 2, Episode 16: "The Cushion Saturation"
Wolowitz: Ma, you gotta rent me a tux!Mrs. Wolowitz: Right now? What kind of sex are you having up there?
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Wolowitz: Okay. One way to look at this is I'm getting new equipment and you're not, and that's unfair. But a better way to look at this is that I'm getting sex and you're not, and that's delightful!
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Leslie: Isn't it nice when your good fortune makes others miserable?
Wolowitz: You know, most people don't get that!
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Wolowitz [about his phone call]: Looks like I'm going to have sex tonight
Penny: His right hand is calling him?
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Penny: I'm from Nebraska. When we shoot things, it's because we want to eat em' or make them leave our boyfriends alone
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Leonard: You know what baffles me Sheldon?
Sheldon: Based on your academic record, I could guess any number of things
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Penny: What are we gonna do?
Leonard: We? No, no, no. You had your chance to be "we" for like a year and a half now. Right now, you are you and you are screwed.
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Season 2, Episode 15: "The Maternal Capacitance"
Leonard [about his mother]: She's only been here a day and a half, and I'm seriously considering alcoholism as a new career path.Penny: Hey, I talked to her for five minutes yesterday, and I've been half bombed ever since.
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Mrs. Hofstadter [describing Leonard at age 6]: At that age, he was well enmeshed in what Freud would call the Phallic Stage of psycho-sexual development; an outmoded theory, of course, but the boy did spend most of his waking hours with a tight grasp on his penis
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