Season 3, Episode 6: "The Cornhusker Vortex"
Sheldon: That seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse. Don't you have access to women who will do it for money?• Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Sheldon: Is that what you're wearing to watch football over at Penny's?
Leonard: What's wrong with a football jersey?
Sheldon: Nothing. That, however, appears to be a football cocktail dress.
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Sheldon: If you're interested, I also know all about frying meat that isn't chicken as if it were chicken
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Wolowitz: Sheldon knows football?
Leonard: Apparently.
Wolowitz: I mean, Quidditch, sure. But football?
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Raj: The only thing I've learned in the last two hours is that American men love drinking beer, pee too often, and have trouble getting erections.
Leonard: Focus on the game, not the commercials, Raj.
Raj: I'm just saying, maybe if you people cut back on the beer, you could get out of the bathroom and satisfy your women without pharmaceutical help.
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Raj: You always do this, you know. You ditch me for a woman you have no shot with
Wolowitz: I totally had a shot
Raj: With a woman you were chasing through a park? That's not a shot, that's a felony
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Wolowitz: I would have caught up to her if I didn't pull my hammy
Raj: Oh please, you weigh 80 pounds, you don't have a hammy
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Raj: Leonard just realized that Penny's been hiding him from her friends because he's a tiny little man who flies kites
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Season 3, Episode 5: "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
Wolowitz: Do you like role playing games?Bernadette: Like in the bedroom or dungeons and dragons?
Wolowitz: Either?
Bernadette: No
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Sheldon: I came here to defeat Wil Wheaton: the man who destroyed my dreams, but I can't destroy Wil Wheaton: the man who loved his mee-maw
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