Season 3, Episode 3: "The Gothowitz Deviation"
Penny: I give up, he's impossibleSheldon: I can't be impossible, I exist. I believe what you meant to say is, "I give up, he's improbable."
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Penny: I'll tell you what, next french toast day, I'll make you oatmeal
Sheldon: Good lord, are you still gonna be here next french toast day?
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Penny [after seeing Wolowitz in his goth outfit]: Oh man, did the KISS Army repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell?"
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Season 3, Episode 2: "The Jiminy Conjecture"
Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
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Raj: What happened?
Sheldon: Obviously another carnal fiasco with the 'Shiksee' goddess.
Howard: Shiksa. Shik-Sa.
Sheldon: Forgive me. Yiddish was not spoken in East Texas. And if it was, it wasn't spoken for long.
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Leonard: Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?
Penny: Because I like peppermint, and it's fun to say schnapps!
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Wolowitz: Sex is never the way I dreamed it was going to be.
Raj: Because in your dreams, you're a horse from the waist down.
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Sheldon: Howard, you know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think that if I were wrong, I'd know it?
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Wolowitz: you're missing the point, a Shiksa goddess is not an actual goddess, we prey on them, not to them
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Season 3, Episode 1: "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
Leonard: Will you take that stupid red hat off?Wolowitz: No, I want to blend in
Raj: To what? Toy story?
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