Season 2, Episode 20: "The Hofstadter Isotope"
Wolowitz: Okay! Let me just go inside and slip off my underwear.Leonard: Why?
Wolowitz: Well if I get lucky, I certainly don't want to be caught in my Aquaman briefs.
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Leonard: I just don't get what she sees in Stuart, we're practically the same guy
Sheldon: ...Stuart is taller, artistic, self employed, and most importantly, gets 45% off comic books
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Penny [to comic book store owner]: What would you recommend as a gift for a 13 year old boy?
Stuart: A thirteen year old girl
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Penny [at comic book store]: Everyone's staring at me!
Leonard: Don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them
Penny: Unlikely
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Raj: The Wolowitz coefficient?
Wolowitz: Neediness times dress size squared
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Leonard: But we all agreed the third Thursday of every month will be "Anything Can Happen Thursday"
Sheldon: Apparently the news didn't reach my digestive system, which when startled has it's own version of "Anything Can Happen Thursday"
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Season 2, Episode 19: "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
Wolowitz: According to Alicia's Facebook page, she's hooking up with one of the producers on CSI.Penny: Dead whore on TV, live one in real life.
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Sheldon: Listen to that! "Stomp, stomp, stomp." It's Wolowitz and his stacked heels that fool no one.
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Sheldon [looking for musical instrument in new neighbor's boxes]: Do those sound like castanets to you?
Leonard: The box says "kitchen."
Sheldon: So? Do cocaine smugglers write "cocaine" on the box?
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Wolowitz [to Penny in sweats]: Penny, Let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.
Penny: Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.
Wolowitz: So there is a number?
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