The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Season 2 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 2 Episode 14: "The Financial Permeability"

Sheldon: You know, I've given the matter some thought, and I think I'd be willing to be a house pet to a race of super-intelligent aliens.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Penny: No, I can't. Sheldon, honey, I don't want things to be weird between us.
Sheldon: Won't it also be 'weird' if I have to say hello to you every morning on my way to work and you're living in a refrigerator box and washing your hair with rainwater?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Penny: Wow, you've got a lot of money in there.
Sheldon: That's why it's guarded by snakes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 13: "The Friendship Algorithm"

Sheldon [on weighing which friends to keep]: Howard. You do not have a PhD. Your cologne is an assault on the senses, and you're not available for video games during the Jewish high holidays
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: What part of an inverse tangent approaching an asymptote don't you understand?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Sheldon: A fear of heights is illogical. A fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon [looking at the women's book in a bookstore]: "Coping with the Death of a Loved One." My condolences
Woman: Thank you
Sheldon: Family or friend?
Woman: Family
Sheldon: Too bad. If it had been a friend, I'm available to fill the void
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny [referring to Sheldon]: What's up with Ichabod?
Leonard: Oh, he's trying to make a new friend
Penny: Well good for him
Leonard: Unless he makes one out of wood like Geppetto, I don't think it's going to happen
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 12: "The Killer Robot Instability"

Wolowitz: Don't get the wrong idea; the way I see it, I'm halfway to pity sex
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kripke: We're all pathetic and creepy and can't get girls, that's why we fight robots
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Sheldon [to Kripke]: Also, I am given to understand that your mother is overweight.
Raj: Oh, snap.
Sheldon: Now of course, if that is the result of a glandular condition and not sloth and gluttony then I withdraw that comment.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wolowitz: How is "doable" anything but a compliment?
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 11: "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"

Raj: If you don't like this stuff, let's just go next door and build her a bear.
Sheldon: I told you before, bears are terrifying
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: If I were to give you this gift basket, based on that action alone, and no other data, infer and describe the hypothetical relationship that exists between us.
Employee: Excuse me?
Sheldon: Here. [gives woman gift basket] Now, are we friends, colleagues, lovers? Are you my grandmother?
Employee: I don't understand what you're talking about, and you're making me a little uncomfortable.
Wolowitz: See, sounds just like you and Penny. We'll take it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: Dave is not smarter than you, he's an idiot.
Leonard: Really? Why would you say that?
Penny: Because a smart guy takes the nude photos of his wife off his cell phone before he tries to take nude photos of his girlfriend.
Leonard: He tried to take nude photos of you?
Penny: That's what you took from that?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 10: "The Vartabedian Conundrum"

Leonard: Every time I try to talk to her about moving out she cries, and we have sex.
Raj: You're lucky. With me it's usually the other way around
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: You don't always have to go along with what the woman wants.
Leonard: Huh.
Penny: What?
Leonard: Nothing... just re-thinking my whole life
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 9: "The White Asparagus Triangulation"

Sheldon: I need to know exactly what Leonard did to get you to put an emotional cap in his buttocks.
Penny: What?
Sheldon: Again, urban slang, in which I'm beginning to get remarkable fluency
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny: Sheldon, what do you want?
Sheldon: I'm certain this will come as no surprise to you, but Leonard is failing in yet another relationship.
Penny: He's having problems with Stephanie?
Sheldon: She's sending virtual livestock to random men on the Internet
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 8: "The Lizard-Spock Expansion"

Mrs. Wolowitz: Howard, get the door!
Howard: Really, is that what you do when someone knocks? I had no idea
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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