The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 3 Episode 14: "The Einstein Approximation"

Leonard: I haven't seen him this stuck since he tried to figure out the third Matrix movie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wolowitz [about Sheldon]: How long's he been stuck?
Leonard: Intellectually about 30 hours, emotionally about 29 years.
Wolowitz: Have you tried rebooting him?
Leonard: No, I think it's a firmware problem.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 13: "The Bozeman Reaction"

Sheldon: Bozeman does have a comedy club called the Loony Bin. Please don't forward my mail there.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard [about Sheldon]: Oh, no, he's gonna telecommute. Everybody's really excited about it.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Sheldon: Wonderful security system if we're attacked by a school of tuna.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: I do not have to urinate. I am a master of my own bladder. Drat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: The four of you are three of my closest friends, and one treasured acquaintance.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: My new computer came with Windows 7. Windows 7 is much more user-friendly than Windows Vista. I don't like that.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Sheldon: I'm not crazy; my mother had me tested.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Sheldon: You know, the more I think about it, the "mobster sauce" couldn't possibly contain chunks of mobster.
Leonard: And why is that?
Sheldon: It was listed under "Seafood."
Leonard: Maybe they were mobsters who "slept with the fishes."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 12: "The Psychic Vortex"

Wolowitz: I don't like to kiss and tell, but somebody made it to eighth base!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: I disinfected the kitchen and the bathroom, and now I thought I'd learn Finnish.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: If outside is so good, why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Penny: Wow, that's all you got after you were the most obnoxious person on a double date that included Howard Wolowitz?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Wolowitz: I once dated a girl who believed she was abducted by aliens.
Leonard: And that didn't bother you?
Wolowitz: Au contraire; it meant she was gullible and open to a little probing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: Come on, let's get a drink.
Sheldon: I don't drink.
Raj: Well I do, and when my wingman is carrying a Green Lantern lantern, I drink a lot.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sheldon: I'm sorry Raj, I have no desire to salute any article of clothing tonight, much less one that's linked to race riots in the 1940s.
Raj: Race Riots?
Sheldon: The "Zoot Suit Riots?"
Raj: Ohhhh. I always thought that was some sort of after-Christmas sale.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: We'd just see what's what.
Sheldon: That's a semantically null sentence.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: Good news guys, I got the four hour special edition of Watchmen.
Leonard: Got it.
Wolowitz: Seen it.
Sheldon: Detailed analysis posted online.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 11: "The Maternal Congruence"

Beverly: Your Check Engine light is on.
Penny: Yeah, I gotta put a sticker over that.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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