The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 3 Episode 11: "The Maternal Congruence"

Beverly: Excuse me, Leonard, I am the one who is getting a divorce; Mitzi is the one who is dead; why are you the one making a fuss?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Beverly: So, Howard, have you and Rajesh finally summoned the courage to express your latent homosexual feelings towards one another?
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Leonard: When we watch Frosty the Snowman, he roots for the sun.
Sheldon: Excuse me, but the sun is essential for all life on earth. Frosty is merely a bit of frozen, supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat. A crime, by the way, for which he is never brought to account.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: You know, I could use a drink, you want to stop for a drink?
Beverly: Oh, I don't drink.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Sheldon: It's doubtful that his mother will be over-impressed with a woman whose biggest achievement was memorizing the Cheesecake Factory menu.
Penny: Hey, it's a big menu! There's two pages just for desserts!
Leonard: And those specials, they change every day!
Penny: Okay, it's lame when I say it, it's just ridiculous when you pile it on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: It's a bust of Sir Isaac Newton.
Penny: Oh sure, sure. Very Christmasy.
Sheldon: Well, excuse me, it's much more Christmasy than anything you put on the tree.
Leonard: Here we go...
Sheldon: December 25th, 1642. Julian calendar. Sir Issac Newton is born. Jesus, however, was actually born in the summer. His birthday was moved to coincide with the traditional pagan holiday that celebrates the winter solstice with lit fires and slaughtered guts, which frankly sounds like more fun than twelve hours of Church with my mother, followed by fruit cake.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Penny: I always tear up when the Grinch's heart grows three sizes.
Sheldon: Tears seem appropriate. Enlargement of the heart muscle, or hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, is a serious disease which can lead to congestive heart failure.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 10: "The Gorilla Experiment"

Penny: That's all I know. Oh, wait! Fig Newtons were named after a town in Massachusetts, not the scientist.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Penny: Is that why they're called Fig Newtons?
Sheldon: No. Fig Newtons are named after a small town in Massachusetts. No, don't write that down!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mrs. Wolowitz: Senior fitness was canceled; it turns out you can forget how to ride a bike.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wolowitz: It's not enough you get the prom queen, you have to get the head of the decorating committee, too?
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon: Can't you surprise him in some other way? For example, I bet he'd be delightfully taken aback if you cleaned your apartment.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon [to Raj]: While I appreciate the "oh, snap," I'm uncomfortable having your moist breath in my ear.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: If I hadn't gone into microbiology, I would have gone into physics. Or ice dancing.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: Well that's no reason to cry; one cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Sheldon: Where's your notebook?
Penny: I don't have one.
Sheldon: How are you gonna take notes without a notebook?
Penny: I have to take notes?
Sheldon: How else are you gonna study for the tests?
Penny: There's gonna be a test?
Sheldon: Tests. Here, it's college ruled, I hope that's not too intimidating.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leonard: The more the merrier.
Sheldon: That's a false equivalency, more does not equal merry. If there were two thousand people in this apartment, would we be celebrating? No, we'd be suffocating.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 9: "The Vengeance Formulation"

Raj: Sheldon, you remind me of a young Lex Luthor.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Raj [to Sheldon]: You can't sink, with all that helium in you you'll float away.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Raj [to Sheldon]: We represent the lollipop gang and we want you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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