The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Quotes
Here's Mr. T's head on Spock's body. I pity the fool that is illogical.Leonard
Penny: Who's Adam West?
Sheldon: Who's Adam West!? Leonard, what do you talk about after the coitus?
Wolowitz: My guess is "four minutes, a new record!"
How can I possibly discuss with Stan Lee the scientific foundations for inter-stellar flight on a silver surfboard when part of my brain will be scanning his face for signs of contagious skin disease?Sheldon
I don't trust banks. I believe that when the robots rise up, ATM's will lead the charge.Sheldon
Wolowitz: Why do you have all of these unopened paychecks in your desk?
Sheldon: Because most of the things I'm planning to buy haven't been invented yet.
Penny: Sheldon's in jail.
Leonard: What'd he do?
Penny: The same crap he normally does, except to a judge.
Wolowitz: Damn paper cut. Nothing worse than a paper cut!
Raj: Obviously you don't remember your circumcision.
Did he finally write a sequel to his autobiography? I'm sure ages 79 to 87 were just action packed.Sheldon [about Stan Lee]
Sheldon: I believe you know why I'm here.
Penny: I always figured it was to study us, discover our weaknesses, and report back to your alien overlords.
I'd take Sheldon to Switzerland, absolutely. And I'd leave him there.Wolowitz
Instead of underpants, I covered my crotch with potato salad this morning. Thoughts?Leonard
Given that St. Valentine was a 3rd century Roman priest who was stoned and beheaded, wouldn't a more appropriate celebration of the evening be taking one's steady gal to witness a brutal murder?Sheldon