The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 3 Episode 9: "The Vengeance Formulation"

Wolowitz: In romance, like show business, always leave them wanting more.
Leonard: What does that mean?
Penny: He struck out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raj: Wow. It's like the Ganges on laundry day.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: I never admit defeat. However, on an unrelated topic, I'm never getting out of this bed again.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Katee: Thanks, Howard. Always nice to be part of your masturbatory fantasies.
Wolowitz: Come on, Katee. Don't make it sound so cheap.
Katee: I'm sorry. Fiddling with yourself in the bathtub is a real class act.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Wolowitz [about Bernadette]: She wants a commitment, but I'm not sure if she's my type.
Penny: She agreed to go out with you for free. What more do you need?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sheldon: My mother is very excited. She's convening her Bible study group to listen in and then pray for my soul.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Wolowitz: Before you and Penny hooked up, did she ask for any sort of commitment?
Leonard: No, she was pretty clear about wanting to keep her options open.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 8: "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"

Sheldon: Why do you have the Chinese character for "soup" tattooed on your right buttock?
Penny: It's not "soup," it's "courage."
Sheldon: No it isn't. But I suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.
Penny: How'd you see it? You said you wouldn't look.
Sheldon: Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Leonard: The meteors are so pretty.
Raj: With your American accent, everything you say sounds stupid.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sheldon: You keep in mind that my sharply-worded comments on yelp.com recently took down a muffin store
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon [filling out medical form]: When was your last menstrual period?
Penny: Oh! Next question!
Sheldon: I'll put in progress
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Raj: If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king... I would be kind to my rabbit subjects... at first.... One day, I hold a great ball for the President of France, but the rabbits don't come. I'm embarrassed so I eat all the lettuce in the world.. and make the rabbits watch.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Wolowitz: There are two not-unattractive middle school teachers.
Raj: Wonderful. How old are they?
Wolowitz: Fifty, fifty-five.
Raj: Woh, menopause, nature's birth control.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 7: "The Guitarist Amplification"

Sheldon: I should have asked for much more than a comic book and a robot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: "Sorry" doesn't make up for the fact that I had to make chicken and rice with this vegan guy! Do you know what vegan chicken and rice is? Rice!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Leonard, when that woman moved in three years ago, I told you not to talk to her, and now look, we're going to be late to the movies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wolowitz: But if she dumps you, she'll have a new boyfriend by tomorrow morning, and you'll have a new girlfriend when you figure out how to build one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 6: "The Cornhusker Vortex"

Sheldon: That seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse. Don't you have access to women who will do it for money?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Is that what you're wearing to watch football over at Penny's?
Leonard: What's wrong with a football jersey?
Sheldon: Nothing. That, however, appears to be a football cocktail dress.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: If you're interested, I also know all about frying meat that isn't chicken as if it were chicken
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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