Sheldon: Do you know where the phrase jibber jabber comes from?
Penny: Oh my god, you're about to jibber jabber about "jibber jabber?"

Have you told your parents you're dating this short glass of skim milk?


Leonard: Beekeeper to King 12. I capture your pope and release the swarm. Checkmate on Sheldon.
Sheldon: I knew I should've given my pope the jet pack.

I can't do this anymore. I'm a good girl! I went to Catholic School!


She never even got to see my penis. Ta-da!


My recommendation is that you gobble these up like Tic Tacs.


Nothing rhymes with orange. It's probably lonely.


Commence operation "Priya Wouldn't Wanna Be-ya"


Amy: Good news: the wildebeest is in the curry.

Ooh, these are cute. Of course if I buy them, I'll have to rent my womb out to a gay couple.


Some women don't like to get chummy when their panties are down.


You may have gone to Cambridge, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy.


The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Quotes

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.

Leonard: Hi. I'm Leonard. You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz electric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will never forget.
Raj: Where are we going?