The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 4 Episode 21: "The Agreement Dissection"

Sheldon: Irrelevant. Leonard doesn't trim his nose hair. He thinks because he's short, no one can see up there.
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Leonard: Oh, cool, I've got a lawyer and I've seen her naked.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Priya: Leonard, let the man pee.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 20: "The Herb Garden Germination"

Howard: Her freakishly small hands make anything look big. That's one of the reasons I love her.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Raj's poem: Oh, Bernadette, please play my clarinet.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Priya: And for years, everyone in my family was convinced that he was the clarinet enthusiast.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Everyone was set a-twitter. Although oddly, no one tweeted.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Penny: All right, try thinking about this -- Sheldon and Amy had sex.
Raj: Shut your ass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: The meme has reached full penetration.
Sheldon: Pun intended?
Amy: No. Happy accident.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: I should let you know that she asked for details about our dalliance.
Sheldon: Interesting. So it went beyond the mere fact of coitus to a "blow by blow" as it were.
Amy: Pun intended?
Sheldon: I'm sorry. What pun?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 19: "The Zarnecki Incursion"

Penny: Do you want some coffee liqueur on your ice cream?
Amy: Ah, here's the alcohol and drug peer pressure mother warned me about. I was starting to think it was never going to happen! Yes, please!
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Penny: Today's the day a girl's finally going to touch you in your little special place.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj [to Priya on the phone]: Look, if you want your relationship with Leonard to continue you're going to have to believe whatever wild-eyed cockamamie excuse the white devil has the nerve to offer you.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Leonard: Oh, geez, I - I don't know if I can ditch Priya two nights in a row.
Raj: Oh, come on, man. Bros before... my sister.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny [referring to Leonard]: You know, for the first couple of months, whenever I would take off my bra, he would giggle and say 'oh, boy, my breast friends!'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny [referring to Sheldon]: He was robbed of a bunch of imaginary crap that's useful in a make-believe place.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Three thousand hours, three thousand hours clicking on that mouse, collecting weapons and gold. It's almost as if it was a huge waste of time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: You called the police because someone hacked your World of Warcraft account?
Sheldon: What choice did I have? The mighty Sheldor, level 85 blood elf, hero of the Eastern kingdoms has been picked clean, like a carcass in the desert sun. Plus, the FBI hung up on me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 18: "The Prestidigitation Approximation"

Wolowitz: Believe in magic, you Muggle!
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Leonard: If I had contacts I would have been the coolest Debate Club president to be shoved in his own cello case.
 • Rating: Unrated

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