The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 4 Quotes
Priya: Just because you're in bed Indian woman, you think that gives you permission to use crazy positions from an ancient Indian love manual?
Leonard: If you could find a book called "Weird Sex With White Boys," I'd be OK with that.
I live so close I can hear your toilet flush. I don't listen for it, but nice to know everything's OK with your plumbing. In your building.
Leonard
Where am I going to find Uranium-235 this time of night? ... C'mon, Craig's List!
Sheldon
Penny: Not knowing's part of the fun.
Sheldon: Was that the motto of your community college?
Beefaroni and a show? How do you turn that down?
Raj
Leonard: So don't watch TV. Read a book.
Sheldon: And be a social pariah? Now you know that's not my style.
On Thursdays everybody comes over here and has pizza, or a reasonable facsimile prepared by someone claiming to be Luigi but who sounds suspiciously like Jackie Chan.
Sheldon
We could also stop using the letter M. But I think that idea is isguided and oronic.
Sheldon
Indians making Tex-Mex. Might as well have had the Chinese pizza.
Sheldon
Sheldon: Oh what fun. Like hippies at a love-in.
Leonard: Just sit here.
Sheldon: Right on man, right on.
How wonderful, dinner with some assembly required.
Sheldon
This evening I am the Dark Knight roaming these mean streets alone; a windbreaker for my cape and a stern expression for my cowl.
Sheldon