The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 4 Episode 14: "The Thespian Catalyst"

Leonard: How do you get an entire lecture hall to flip you off at the same time?
Howard: Apparently if you're Sheldon all you have to do is turn your back.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: I was expecting applause but I suppose stunned silence is equally appropriate.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 13: "The Love Car Displacement"

Howard: Oh I'm not hot enough for Angelina Jolie?
Raj: I'd like to weigh in here: No.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Raj: I'd like to raise two points, #1 I think they are talking about penises, and #2 these Mimosas are kicking my little brown ass.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Bernadette: I'm the kind of girl who can get all the giant missiles she wants.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sheldon: Please tell me you are not having coitus.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: Sweetie, let me put this in a way you'll understand. From the waist down, my shields are up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: I'm prone to night terrors, so if I wake up kicking and screaming, don't panic. Just pin me down and stroke my hair and I'll be fine.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Radio contact is sufficient, no need to extend your middle finger.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sheldon [to Penny]: She made the case that if we break down in the middle of nowhere, your Nebraska backwoods skills and brawny hands will give us the best chance to survive in the wild.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Howard: Nobody cares about your Kegel exercises.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Remember people we're only as strong as our weakest bladder.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Penny: You know, for a smart guy you really seem to have a hard time grasping the concept don't piss off the people who handle the things you eat.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Penny: Ok, so the same with extra spit on Sheldon's hamburger.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 12: "The Bus Pants Utilization"

Penny: What if I got him to apologize and promise to behave?
Leonard: Then I guess we would let him back on the app team and while we're doing that, you can take an aerial tour of L.A. on your flying pig.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Penny: Whatcha doing? Trying to contact your home planet?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: Last night I had a dream we got so rich from the app, you and I bought matching side by side mansions. But there was a secret tunnel connecting your front yard to my back yard. What do you think that means?
Howard: It means that after we play handball I'm showering at home.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Leonard: What are bus pants?
Sheldon: They are pants one wears over ones regular pants when one sits on bus seats others have previously sat on.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Raj: Leonard's going all alpha-nerd on Sheldon's ass!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Raj: Hey, why am I in charge with phone support? Seems a bit racist.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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