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I hear Afghanistan is nice this time of year.

University President

No problem ... Fruit Loops.

Astronaut Mass

Wine and a girl in the dark ... he's going to be bored out of his mind.

Sheldon

You call that a glowstick? [Pulls out his light saber and turns it on.] That is a glowstick!

Leonard

Oh, how about Rocket Man?

Raj

Howard: You can't do "Buzz." Buzz is taken
Raj: Buzz Lightyear is not real.
Howard: No, that's not what I'm talking about.
Raj: Well, are you talking about when he thought he was real?
Howard: No

Sheldon, that's not what girlfriends are for. Although, you don't use them for what they're for, so what do I know?

Penny

Leonard: 'Sup
Sheldon: 'Sup

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Howard: I got pretty exciting NASA news today. Next week I fly to Houston for orientation and zero-gravity elimination drills.
Penny: What does that mean?
Bernadette: He's gonna to learn to poop in space.
Howard: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Raj: Maybe your nickname should be "Brown Dynamite."

To amend the words of Toy Story -- "You've not got a friend in me."

Sheldon

I am sick of the Roommate Agreement.

Leonard

Raj: They put you under for a cleaning?
Sheldon: They have to -- I'm a biter.

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The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Quotes

You can't ruin a friendship with sex that's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.

Raj

Sheldon: Name your price.
Amy: Kiss me where I've never been kissed before.
Sheldon: You mean like Salt Lake City?
Amy: Nevermind.

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