The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 5 Quotes
I hear Afghanistan is nice this time of year.
University President
No problem ... Fruit Loops.
Astronaut Mass
Wine and a girl in the dark ... he's going to be bored out of his mind.
Sheldon
You call that a glowstick? [Pulls out his light saber and turns it on.] That is a glowstick!
Leonard
Oh, how about Rocket Man?
Raj
Howard: You can't do "Buzz." Buzz is taken
Raj: Buzz Lightyear is not real.
Howard: No, that's not what I'm talking about.
Raj: Well, are you talking about when he thought he was real?
Howard: No
Sheldon, that's not what girlfriends are for. Although, you don't use them for what they're for, so what do I know?
Penny
Leonard: 'Sup
Sheldon: 'Sup
Howard: I got pretty exciting NASA news today. Next week I fly to Houston for orientation and zero-gravity elimination drills.
Penny: What does that mean?
Bernadette: He's gonna to learn to poop in space.
Howard: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Raj: Maybe your nickname should be "Brown Dynamite."
To amend the words of Toy Story -- "You've not got a friend in me."
Sheldon
I am sick of the Roommate Agreement.
Leonard
Raj: They put you under for a cleaning?
Sheldon: They have to -- I'm a biter.
