Leonard: Damnit.
Priya: Wow, Leonard, already?
Leonard: No no no. The screen froze.

There's no junk jiggling; we just talk.


I miss the old days when your romantic partners could be returned to the video store.


Give it a second to load. Whenever you're ready AT&T!


I had trouble putting it on and you tried to help and ... that's all she wrote.


You can't ruin a friendship with sex that's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.


Buck up, sissy pants.

Leonard's mother

You can't blame yourself. When your prefrontal cortex fails to make you happy promiscuity rewards you with the needed flood of dopamine. We, neurobiologists, refer to this as the skank reflex.


I feel like two totally different people. Dr. Jekyyl and Mrs. Whore.


The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Quotes

Spock: What is the purpose of a toy?
Sheldon: To be played with.
Spock: Therefore to not play with it would be...?
Sheldon: Illogical. Damn it, Spock, you're right.

Sheldon: Professor Hawking, it's an honor and a privilege to meet you, sir.
Stephen Hawking: I know.