The Big Bang Theory

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Leonard: Damnit.
Priya: Wow, Leonard, already?
Leonard: No no no. The screen froze.

There's no junk jiggling; we just talk.

Leonard

I miss the old days when your romantic partners could be returned to the video store.

Sheldon

Give it a second to load. Whenever you're ready AT&T!

Sheldon

I had trouble putting it on and you tried to help and ... that's all she wrote.

Raj

You can't ruin a friendship with sex that's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.

Raj

Buck up, sissy pants.

Leonard's mother

You can't blame yourself. When your prefrontal cortex fails to make you happy promiscuity rewards you with the needed flood of dopamine. We, neurobiologists, refer to this as the skank reflex.

Amy

I feel like two totally different people. Dr. Jekyyl and Mrs. Whore.

Penny
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The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Quotes

Penny: Wil Wheaton is Sheldon's mortal enemy.
Amy: Mortal enemy?
Penny: Mm-hmm.
Amy: Sheldon, I know you are a bit of a left-handed monkey wrench but... you really have a mortal enemy?
Sheldon: In fact, I have 61 of them.

Tell her her eyes shimmer like opalescent lilies in the lake of the palace of the celestial maidens.

Raj