Favorite The Big C Quotes
You can either be fat and jolly or a skinny bitch. It's up to you.
Cathy
I'm fat and you're gay so we're supposed to get along.
Andrea
Cancer sucks. Put that in your God damned inspirational poster!
Cathy
Cathy: I wanna do it on the grass.
Paul: Really? You want me to do you in the ass?
Cathy: No! GRASS!
Hear that, Marlene? It's time to cross over, you racist bitch!
Andrea
I honestly want to get laid this Thanksgiving. I'm touching my wife under the table right now.
Paul
Dr. Todd [to Cathy]: You have an awesome rack.
Cathy: You say "rack." Really?!?
I'm just gonna have desserts and liquor.
Cathy
You're the yin to my yang, the ping to my pong, the normal to my crazy. Let's be us together.
Paul
I saw my brother's penis. Someone shoot me in the eye.
Cathy
Andrea saw me masturbating... for a big girl, she's stealthy as a fucking puma.
Paul
Cathy: Don't stare yourself. That always backfires.
Andrea: So does binge-eating. But then at least I get to fall asleep with the taste of frosting in my mouth.
