The Big C

The Big C Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 3: "There's No C In Team"

Cathy: You know, you can't hate black people, right?
Marlene: I don't. I just need to get angry sometimes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Paul: You're the yin to my yang, the ping to my pong, the normal to my crazy. Let's be us together.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Cathy: Cancer sucks. Put that in your God damned inspirational poster!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Adam: I want my life to be normal.
Andrea: I want to meet Usher. Think that's gonna happen?
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Andrea: What are those tiny hot dogs? You white folks eat some crazy ass food.
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Cathy: Think of how great you're gonna feel when you go down a dress size?
Andrea: Who the f**k wears dresses?
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Cathy: You should come, too. I would love to get to know any girl that would date my homeless brother.
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Cathy: You're an asshole.
Sean: I'm surprised you know what one looks like since you didn't take a s**t for most of high school.
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Cathy: You wear baggies for shoes, Sean. You're so not allowed to say anything is embarrassing.
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Adam: You should't say chill-ax. It's gay!
Cathy: Don't use gay like that!
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Paul: Angela says you're holding me emotionally hostage.
Cathy: Tell Angela she's sort of a bitch.
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Season 1 Episode 2: "Summer Time"

Cathy: I wanna do it on the grass.
Paul: Really? You want me to do you in the ass?
Cathy: No! GRASS!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Paul: Cathy? I know you're here because the car is in the driveway and the smell of cruelty is in the air.
 • Rating: Unrated

Adam: I like playing paintball with my friends. I'd rather shoot myself in the head than run around in the yard, playing with my mom.
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Andrea: How come I can't eat them, but he can?
Cathy: I don't care about him.
Sean: And I only eat trash.
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Cathy: I saw my brother's penis. Someone shoot me in the eye.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dr. Todd [to Cathy]: You have an awesome rack.
Cathy: You say "rack." Really?!?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cathy: Bikinis are cruel to almost everyone.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andrea: By research, do you mean Glamour magazine? Because I read that article, too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cathy: Don't stare yourself. That always backfires.
Andrea: So does binge-eating. But then at least I get to fall asleep with the taste of frosting in my mouth.
 • Rating: Unrated

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