Don’t fret, Harold. I’m holding all the trumps. I’ll be the declarer, you be the dummy, and we’ll win the hand.

Red

I've killed a lot of people to get this done.

Tom

Everybody likes apples.

Red

Fairness is overrated.

Red

I've always believed luck to be a function of intent. In this case, mine.

Red

Donald, I find him so stiff so much of the time. He doesn't appreciate life's trimmings.

Red

He follows you around like a faithful bloodhound, but you still don't know...

The Director

The cabal's not coming, they're already here.

Ressler

You don't think they'd believe we carpooled?

Samar

Looks like we have some rats to catch.

Rats

We steal from others, but not from each other.

Red

You see, this is why I don't go to family reunions. Aunt Lucille is always arguing with Buddy, Uncle Scott is drunk by noon, and someone's hand is always in the wrong cookie jar.

Red

The Blacklist Quotes

Stop me if you’ve heard this one. A priest, a eunuch and a pedophile walk into a bar…

Red

Just because you’ve been bumped up to first chair in the orchestra doesn’t mean you can compose a symphony.

Red