Sadly it means my single life is now at a tragic end. I’ll have to subsist on tales of your deliciously tawdry exploits now.

Larissa

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• Added: January 03, 2014

It turns out getting into Harvard, got me into some other weird places.

Mouse

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• Added: January 03, 2014

My damage is I have Sebastian waiting for me upstairs and a beer fueled apocalypse downstairs.

Carrie

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• Added: January 03, 2014

I’ve known her since I was 5. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her teeth before!

Mouse [about Dorrit]

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• Added: January 03, 2014

It’s come to my attention that the well of eligible bachelors in this school has run dry.

Donna

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• Added: January 03, 2014