The Carrie Diaries

The Carrie Diaries Quotes (Page 3)

Season 1 Episode 6: "Endgame"

Carrie: When I'm an adult I'm gonna use my oven for storage or something.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tom: Carrie's in the kitchen cooking dinner and Dorritt hasn't blown anything up yet. These are good signs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carrie [about George]: It's too early for him to see so much of the real me.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Dorrit: I don't want to eat Carrie's cooking. I want to live.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Maggie: You have a hot rich Manhattan boyfriend and Sebastian can suck it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carrie: When you're obsessed with one goal, it's hard to focus on anything else.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 5: "Dangerous Territory"

Mouse: This is such a ridiculous double standard! So if you sleep with a bunch of girls you're cool, but if I do I'm a slut?
 • Rating: Unrated

Sebastian: I like you. Not because you're a bitch but in spite of it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mouse: If you'll excuse me I need to go jump my boyfriend and I suggest you do the same.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mouse: Maybe that's why Seth isn't excited about me. I don't have one of those. I mean I have two boobs, but not a hot body.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carrie: I don't want to play games with Sebastian.
Maggie: Then prepare yourself to lose.
 • Rating: Unrated

Maggie: Adorable and rich trumps stupid and lazy any day.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 4: "Fright Night"

Carrie: I can't believe I'm quoting Nancy Reagan, but tonight a few of you just should've said no.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carrie: I realized being a princess isn't what I wanted to be. I wanted to be a good friend.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sebastian: Can't buy me love.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sebastian [to Mouse]: I wish my parents would spend ten minutes caring about me as much as yours do about you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Walt: I have a girlfriend who's in Connecticut and she's waiting for me so I can't be gay.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larissa: You're a romantic. It's like finding a unicorn!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Maggie: This is what we do. We get our hearts broken and then we demonize the guys who broke up with us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 3: "Read Before Use"

Carrie: The one thing you have to remember about labels is that they only matter if you let them stick.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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