The Carrie Diaries

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It’s come to my attention that the well of eligible bachelors in this school has run dry.

Donna

Going after what you want is scary and possibly heartbreaking, but if you don't go for it you'll have nothing but regrets.

Sebastian

Guess who just got bango'd in her Bongos? And in Santa's house no less?

Samantha

Uh 4 women who sit around talking about their lives, that's a TV show? I don't see it lasting.

Tom

He's the bad guy here, which is ironic because he's a cop and is supposed to protect people not hurt them.

Since when are you such a goody goody? It's making my daily hangouts here much less fun.

Samantha [to Carrie]

The rumors, the gossip, that’s not real, it’s just noise.

Sebastian

I don’t give a damn what people think and neither should you.

Sebastian

A boss is like a man, once he’s knows he’s got you, it’s like practically giving him permission to ignore you.

Samantha

Why do people always say “no offense” right after they’ve offended you.

We are going to be better than fine. We’re going to be hot. Hot, hot hot! Just not tonight.

Mouse

I’d be most pissed off about suburban, that’s the kiss of death in Manhattan literary circles.

Bennet
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The Carrie Diaries Quotes

I love you so much my heart hurts. Is that what love's supposed to feel like? Pain?

Carrie

It was like putting a hot dog in a keyhole.

Mouse