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You’re not stealing this, he dropped it and you just picked it up.


I’m a total sucker.


Sadly it means my single life is now at a tragic end. I’ll have to subsist on tales of your deliciously tawdry exploits now.


It turns out getting into Harvard, got me into some other weird places.


My damage is I have Sebastian waiting for me upstairs and a beer fueled apocalypse downstairs.

I’ve known her since I was 5. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her teeth before!

Mouse [about Dorrit]

It’s come to my attention that the well of eligible bachelors in this school has run dry.


Going after what you want is scary and possibly heartbreaking, but if you don't go for it you'll have nothing but regrets.


Guess who just got bango'd in her Bongos? And in Santa's house no less?

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