The Client List Quotes
If I were you, I'd pay up. Hey - I'm not the one who's trying to get square with God.Lacey
Remember when you shaved Ken and Barbie's heads and you were so afraid to tell me you bought me the Barbie dream pool?Lacey
Derek: Are you suggesting we become fun buddies?
Selena: As long as you never say fun buddies again.
People think it's the lack of monogamy that breaks tears marriages apart, but it's the lack of trust. I can't imagine finding out that the person you share your life with has been living a lie.
Oh. Just think happier thoughts. It'll make ya fly.Riley
The angels? They are not gonna deny the two sweetest, kindest people I have ever met the chance to be parents.Riley
I won a lot of pageants in my day, but you Riley Parks are the jewel in my crown.Linette
Kyle: Uncle Evan and Daddy are going to have to have a grown up talk real soon.
Evan: Well I know where to find you.
Selena: Derek, um, uh. Woah. Commando.
Derek: Now we're even.
Selena: Now I'm glad we got that settled.
What do you mean you couldn't do it? You been fishin' for trout since you were 11.Lacey
Derek: I didn't peg you for a motorcycle girl.
Selena: Well, I love all that horsepower between my legs.
Derek: Well if it's the power that turns you on, and the rush of acceleration, I can take you on a ride you won't forget.
Selena: Full throttle?
Derek: It just get hot in here?
Selena: Nope. Called tit for tat, Derek. You've seen the tit now it's time for you to show me the tat. Till then, nothin' but a cold front.
I'll tell you what, you tell Katie Daddy said it was a good idea to be in the pageant. That way if she doesn't like it, I'm the bad guy. I mean, I've been pretty good at that.Kyle