Fritz: Is there anything special you want from Santa this year?
Brenda: Maybe an Albanian translator?
Fritz: Oh, you are so hard to shop for.

Brenda: I understand, Doctor, but there is a child involved here and we have to find out who killed his mother.
Doctor: God, that's terrible. In fact, it's stories like that that I am going to be completely forgetting while I'm in Palm Springs.

Deputy Chief Johnson, help me! I mean, how can I help you?

Brenda (answering her phone)

Mr. Johnson: We're moving to LA!
Brenda: You're what?
Fritz: They're moving here, they're looking for a house in our neighborhood; isn't that exciting?!

Brenda: And, for now, you get to be acting Chief.
Pope: Eh, livin' the dream.

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