The Closer "To Serve with Love" Quotes
Provenza: It's Provenza. We have Hurschbaum . We're five minutes from killing him and then ourselves.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Flynn: Oh look, you can still see the chalk outline from the last guest who stayed here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brenda: Well, I'm sorry about the obvious inconvenience that Mr. Hurschbaum's murder has caused you.
• Rating: Unrated
Gabriel: See, now that makes sense to me. Hurschbaum is a guy with a ton of cash looking at life in prison so he kills his double and goes off to live in some tropical paradise. Just like Ken Lay.
Tao: Ha, thats's funny.
Gabriel: Oh come on. Am I the only one here who thinks that Ken Lay is on a beach in Fiji right now? I mean the guy's supposed body was cremated like a minute after they found him. C'mon.
Provenza: You need to get a life.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brenda: Well, detective, I think it's fair to say that any two grey haired middle aged men in blue velour track suits would be difficult to distinguish at a thousand yards.
• Rating: Unrated
Brenda: Now, how is it that you two just so happened to be directly under the victim when he plummeted to his death?
• Rating: Unrated
Gabriel: He fell from up there, down to here?
Flynn: A back dive and a half twist. And would you believe the Russian judge only gave him an 8.5.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Buzz: Oh! My car!
Provenza: Oh, don't worry about it Buzz. I know a great guy in Korea town who can buff that right out.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 8
