You know, as chief of police, I can take her places no one else can.


She's hot sir, but she has opinions.


Taylor: Did we smash his head in?
Provenza: No, oh no. That was from too much egg nogging.

Oh my God. Your Christmas tree is completely naked! You need to deck these halls pronto!

Santa Jack

So, Brenda, why don't we take a little walk down memory lane. Which, for you, leads to a cemetery.


Oh. Sorry. Some ashes there. Completely my fault.

Santa Jack

And, judging by the grumpy tone, you are Lt. Provenza!


So, according to the elves...I've been waiting to say that my entire life.

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