The Closer

The Closer Quotes (Page 4)

Season 7 Episode 14: "Road Block"

Pope: Well, that is our new number one priority, Gayle. Finding the busboy. Oh, and making sure the responsibility party here doesn't get away because the police commissioner was trying to throw his weight around! You know what I mean?
 • Rating: Unrated

Police Commissioner Myers: Well, I don't have to tell you what she's like. I'm sure you must consider her a valuable asset. Still, all the lawsuits must make you wonder if she's really worth it.
Pope: Not really.
 • Rating: Unrated

Provenza: Playing Beethoven. As everyone knows, the favorite composer of nine out of ten car thieves.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brenda: You see Mrs. Myers, last night there was a terrible accident around the time the car went missing. A 19 year old girl went missing.
Mrs. Myers: Oh my God.
Brenda: We have several witnesses describing a Mercedes exactly like yours.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gracey: I think I'm ok, I'm good. I don't feel anything at all. Just help me up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 13: "Relative Matters"

Flynn: Um...if you don't mind me buttin in, my sister had thyroid cancer.
Brenda: Oh, I'm so sorry. Wait a minute...how did you find out?
Flynn: Oh, your father. When they were handing out the gifts...Merry Christmas, I've got cancer! I guess there's no easy way to say it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: You'd really send me to prison?
Brenda: Yeah, probably.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brenda: I cannot believe that you would use my father's cancer to manipulate me into giving up this interview. It's awful. Shameful. Shameful!
 • Rating: Unrated

Provenza: Hey Morris, I have a little tip on following someone. Where they go, you go.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pope: You know, it might me a lot easier on your parents than you think.
Brenda: Why do you say that?
Pope: Because they're here right now, and they're giving out gifts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brenda: No, it's my father. He's really sick. He's really sick. He just told me last night.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 12: "You Have the Right to Remain Jolly"

Pope: You know, as chief of police, I can take her places no one else can.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sanchez: She's hot sir, but she has opinions.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Taylor: Did we smash his head in?
Provenza: No, oh no. That was from too much egg nogging.
 • Rating: Unrated

Santa Jack: Oh my God. Your Christmas tree is completely naked! You need to deck these halls pronto!
 • Rating: Unrated

Gavin: So, Brenda, why don't we take a little walk down memory lane. Which, for you, leads to a cemetery.
 • Rating: Unrated

Santa Jack: Oh. Sorry. Some ashes there. Completely my fault.
 • Rating: Unrated

Casey: And, judging by the grumpy tone, you are Lt. Provenza!
 • Rating: Unrated

Provenza: So, according to the elves...I've been waiting to say that my entire life.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 11: "Necessary Evil "

Brenda: My detectives just found three underage boys living at your house. Half naked.
 • Rating: Unrated

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