The Closer

The Closer Quotes (Page 7)

Season 7 Episode 5: "Forgive Us Our Trespasses"

Provenza: Okay, but hurry up. I'm not waiting here until Jesus comes back.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gabriel: She's a preachers wife! You do that a certain way.
Provenza: And you would know how to do that better than I would because...
Gabriel: Because when I was a kid, I went to church four times a week!
Provenza: Four times a week?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 4: "Under Control"

Brenda: Captain Raydor's audit is really makin' it almost impossible for me to do my job. I couldn't even go to the crime scene today.
Fritz: And you really missed being there, when they found that boy in the pool. Seriously?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Morales: Just so you know, I didn't put him back together yet. I don't think there is anything in there you'd want to see.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: Dad, you're always saying like I don't have a clue to how bad the world can be. I knew Eric, he...
Tao: Enough. Go with Uncle Buzz to the break room, he'll get you something then you can sit at my desk. Calculus, SATs, OK?
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: I thought you said she was going to tell Mr. Lynch that Eric is dead. Why is she asking him so many questions?
 • Rating: Unrated

Raydor: Did you know that there was a strong likelihood that after you dropped Mr. Baylor off at his home that he'd be beaten to death by his fellow crips?
Brenda: I did not know that, but I do like happy endings.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 3: "To Serve with Love"

Provenza: It's Provenza. We have Hurschbaum . We're five minutes from killing him and then ourselves.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Flynn: Oh look, you can still see the chalk outline from the last guest who stayed here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brenda: Well, I'm sorry about the obvious inconvenience that Mr. Hurschbaum's murder has caused you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gabriel: See, now that makes sense to me. Hurschbaum is a guy with a ton of cash looking at life in prison so he kills his double and goes off to live in some tropical paradise. Just like Ken Lay.
Tao: Ha, thats's funny.
Gabriel: Oh come on. Am I the only one here who thinks that Ken Lay is on a beach in Fiji right now? I mean the guy's supposed body was cremated like a minute after they found him. C'mon.
Provenza: You need to get a life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brenda: Well, detective, I think it's fair to say that any two grey haired middle aged men in blue velour track suits would be difficult to distinguish at a thousand yards.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brenda: Now, how is it that you two just so happened to be directly under the victim when he plummeted to his death?
 • Rating: Unrated

Gabriel: He fell from up there, down to here?
Flynn: A back dive and a half twist. And would you believe the Russian judge only gave him an 8.5.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Buzz: Oh! My car!
Provenza: Oh, don't worry about it Buzz. I know a great guy in Korea town who can buff that right out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 2: "Repeat Offender"

Brenda: What's the point of being in charge if you can't change anything but your diet?
 • Rating: Unrated

Pope: Could you knock? Just since I'm...Chief?
Brenda: Interim Chief? You wanted to see me?
 • Rating: Unrated

Gabriel: So you think Ashley here might have been the professor's latest girlfriend?
Dr. Morales: Maybe she just found him more resistible. The last one he knocked up, this one, he knocked down.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pope: Look, I don't know exactly what happened that day, but obviously dropping off Terrill Baylor off in front of angry gang members was not Chief Johnson's finest hour.
Raydor: And insisting on immunity for a child killer was not yours.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Provenza: Did you see their sunburns? I guess they never heard of skin cancer.
 • Rating: Unrated

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