The Closer

The Closer Season 6 Quotes

Season 6 Episode 15: "An Ugly Game"

Brenda: David, you went over my head.
Gabriel: Yes I did.
Brenda: I'll try to make sure you never feel the need to do that again.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brenda: How did I get this all so wrong?
Fritz: Because you're used to siding with the victim. That's how addicts see themselves when they're using. Nothing, nothing is ever their fault.
 • Rating: Unrated

Coroner: It took her about an hour, to die.
Provenza: Well, maybe she was unconscious.
Coroner: We can hope.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brenda: Where'd you get this?
Sarge: You just put it on the table.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chief Pope: You know, it's a little early for you to start acting like I don't matter anymore. I mean, you may be right; but then again, you may be wrong.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 14: "Living Proof: Part Two"

Brenda: If anyone wants sweet potatoes, pass your plates down.
Raydor: I did the marshmallows on those.
Brenda: Oh, did you? They're kinda burnt.
 • Rating: Unrated

Provenza: I hate to interrupt, but it is the holiday, and any minute now we're going to be bombarded with suicides, and I don't want to see this dinner go to waste.
Mr. Johnson: Amen!
 • Rating: Unrated

Flynn: Shut up, you freak.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brenda: Any luck getting my present from you?
Fritz: You didn't really think I was going to find an Albanian translator on Christmas Day, did you?
Brenda: Oh, I ask you for one thing...
 • Rating: Unrated

Coroner: You know that moment every year when it suddenly begins to feel like Christmas?
Brenda: Yes.
Coroner: Not happening to me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 13: "Living Proof: Part One"

Fritz: Is there anything special you want from Santa this year?
Brenda: Maybe an Albanian translator?
Fritz: Oh, you are so hard to shop for.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brenda: I understand, Doctor, but there is a child involved here and we have to find out who killed his mother.
Doctor: God, that's terrible. In fact, it's stories like that that I am going to be completely forgetting while I'm in Palm Springs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brenda (answering her phone): Deputy Chief Johnson, help me! I mean, how can I help you?
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Johnson: We're moving to LA!
Brenda: You're what?
Fritz: They're moving here, they're looking for a house in our neighborhood; isn't that exciting?!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brenda: And, for now, you get to be acting Chief.
Pope: Eh, livin' the dream.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 12: "High Crimes"

Suspect: Uh, don't treat me like an idiot. I worked on a law show for two years.
Tao: Must not have been a very good one!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dispensary customer: What's better? The Razzmatazz or the Gypsies Dreams?
Sanchez: Razzmatazz flips you upside down and bends your mind with color, you know what I mean? But the Gypsies Dreams...it's more like I'm going to the supermarket, but really, I'm on an epic journey of self discovery kind of ride.
Gabriel: Ha, yeah, but they, they both get you pretty high.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tao: See Provenza? A lot of them aren't hippies!
Provenza: Yeah, well, I promise you Tao, in every one of their closets, somewhere, is a tie-dyed shirt.
 • Rating: Unrated

Provenza: You can't be serious?
Delk: Do I look high to you?
 • Rating: Unrated

Delk: How old are you?
Provenza: Six chiefs and counting. Which is how I know that if you deal drugs, you vastly increase your chances you'll end up dead. I'm looow on sympathy here.
Delk: That's too bad. Because as of now, you're the LAPD liaison for the medical marijuana community for the rest of this investigation.
 • Rating: Unrated

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