He's your dad. You lie to him.


Pete: Roberta wanted it sold and I bought it. Overbook just so you know. The deal is done.
Teddy: Pete, I...
Pete: Forget about it. It was either that or I drive you around all winter, and that wasn't gonna happen.

He's still your dad. So what are you gonna do?


Nick: Pete, calm down. You got to look at the positive side of this: Zoe could be your new mom.

Pete: She's going on a date with my dad!
Zoe: Pete, it's just a drink. God, you have a dirty mind.
Pete: Yes, I have a dirty mind. I got it from my dad!

Lisa: Teddy, do you think this all is just revenge. Like she's trying to have you arrested just for breaking it off?
Nick: Women. Some women. Not all women. Cheers, Teddy.

Nick: Pete, he's my pal. Teddy's my pal. I like the guy.
Pete: Sure you like him. Everybody likes him. He's the kinda guy who buys you Cuban Cigars, but here's the thing Nick. He can't afford Cuban Cigars. So if he bought you Cuban Cigars, he did it with my money. Which, technically, makes me your pal. Not him.

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