The Defenders

The Defenders Quotes (Page 4)

Season 1 Episode 10: "Nevada vs. Dennis"

Pete: Do not confuse my legal arguments with what I believe in. I have one purpose and that's keeping your grandson out of prison. That's the problems with you idealists. All you care about are your ideals. You ignore the people who are right in front of you. I care about Cody. Everything else is meaningless.
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Nick: Your honor, Otis is a bear. Otis is an orphan. His mother was shot to death by hunters.
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Pete: Hooking up with Cole's sister? I mean what are you going to do, sit next to him for Thanksgiving dinner? "Hey Tommy, pass the yams."
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Pete: You're trying to sleep with the client.
Nick: I am not.
Pete: You're always trying to get on me for sleeping with clients and here you go.
Nick: Well, because you do sleep with clients.
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Pete: Wow, this is a lot of guns.
Paul: A lot of freedom.
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Nick: Hi, Otis. Otis, I'm a lawyer. We lawyers don't taste very good.
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Season 1 Episode 9: "Whitten V. Fenlee"

Illusionist: Thanks for coming. Tada.
Pete: Another trick!
Illusionist: It's the bill for the tickets.
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Pete: You got all that from a dirty fork.
Nick: That's why it's Morelli / Kaczmarek, Mr. Kaczmarek.
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Nick: All right, but if he's going to object to everything I say, maybe he can just use flashcards. Save the voice.
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Pete: It's Vegas. Wall to wall desert. Who needs a boat? I was going to buy a boat with my share.
Nick: With your share, you could've put in a lake for that boat.
Pete: Yeah. What were you going to do with yours?
Nick: A separated man living in a crappy apartment? What do you think? Buy a house bigger than hers. Maybe not a house, a compound. Something really huge.
Pete: Yeah, well, that's not gonna happen.
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Pete: Wiped the floor with this fancy lawyer. Chewed him up and spit him out.
Nick: Well, he could see who he was up against. Why else do you think he was trying to bury us in paper work?
Pete: Not trying. He has succeeded. Ugh, I can't breathe.
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Nick: Any idiot with a computer and a Wi-Fi connection can spew hateful vindictive crap, and can call it journalism!
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Pete: That's because all the lawyers you talked to are gutless mama's boys.
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Nick: We are donut people, not pastry people. Pastries try too hard and they're expensive. And until some of our clients pay back the money they owe us: Just. Plain. Donuts.
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Season 1 Episode 8: "Nevada v. Killa Diz"

Nick: Just come down here and bail me out, will ya?
Pete: That might take a little time. I have a little work I got to do on the website and I think I have a haircut coming up in about an hour or so.
Nick: Will you stop screwing around and just get down here and get me out of here? C'mon the po-po is about to throw me in the Click for crying out loud.
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Nick: What's gonna come first, your career or your life?
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Nick: Go in there and tell "The Matrix" that he better jump back into that computer
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Nick: Maybe you can get a pirate next time. Or hey, how about a ninja client from the Internet?
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Pete: Not sure if that's the most lawyer-y of images, but all right.
Zoe: It's gonna bring in clients.
Nick: You're gonna bring in the hounds!
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Pete: Let me see that Nick power. Grrr. There you go, c'mon, hit that unspecified gym equipment. Yeah, make it sorry it ever came off of the factory line!
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