If you're happy - I'm happy. We don't have to hug.

Lee

Charlie - avoid the vanilla it tastes like feet.

Andie

Claire: I'm very happy with my life.
Christian: You must be, you said it twice.

Frankly, checking yourself into the Gates each night seems unnatural.

Christian

If these are real break-ins we have a problem.

Nick

Rough bake sale?

Nick

Dude, don't you feel like it's about time to break a few rules?

Brett's friend

Cliare: People change.
Christian: People do, we don't.

You're what's important to me - the way that I feel when I'm with you so just forget that I said it.

Brett

Now that's tempting, isn't it?

Christian

Last time I checked, clumsiness isn't a crime.

Mr. McAlister

I'm aware of the Gates policy.

Mr. McAlister

The Gates Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Last time I checked, clumsiness isn't a crime.

Mr. McAlister

I'm aware of the Gates policy.

Mr. McAlister