Delia: Did you just offer to give a ride to a ghost?
Melinda: Only because she doesn't know she's dead.

Eli: So I told my friend Detective Blair I found the body hiking as opposed to breaking and entering which is how I found the last dead body I called in to her. How may times can you do that before they haul you away?
Melissa: Well they haven't locked me up yet.
Eli: Oh that's wildly reassuring.

Melinda: I'm wondering if her imprint is due to mental illness and not her death.
Eli: She's stuck in a loop because she's loopy. Makes perfect sense.
Melinda: You're not helping.
Eli: No it does, really!

(To Melinda) You're literally the girl who can't say no. Should've made you very popular in high school.

Eli

Ned: Mom, you're making me look bad!
Delia: Please don't tell me these are friends of yours.
Ned: No, and they never will be if you keep this up.

(seeing two teenagers grinding together) I am as open minded as the next person, but who calls that dancing? This is a public place for God's sake!

Delia

Here you are, ladies. (hands Melinda and Delia a couple of drinks). Careful, judging by the dancefloor I'd say these are spiked.

Sam/Jim

(the ghost) I did that too. Tried to hide the truth to protect my family. But the lies hurt...more than anything.

Deborah Marks

Sam/Jim: Okay, I know what's it about.
Melinda: What? What is it about?
Sam/Jim: That you're not ready to start dating yet. And it makes total sense. I understand. There's no hard feelings.
Melinda: No, but I am ready.
Sam/Jim: Your head says you are, but your hearts says no. Not yet.
Melinda: No, it doesn't. Okay, my heart doesn't say that. I think I would know what my heart says.

I know who you are. Your name is not Courtney, it's Rebecca Kelly. And you died 1968. You've been haunting the girls here ever since. Please, I wanna help you. Just tell me what happened.

Melinda

Melinda: Nothing, nothing. I've just never quite seen you so eager to go follow the lead.
Eli: Oh, come on. Don't even go there. Ok, I'm a faculty member. Technically, legally I can't even think those thoughts.
Melinda: 'Half-naked coeds in jeopardy' thoughts.
Eli: You know what, leave me alone.

Eli: I know you're gonna say I got ahead of myself reaching out to the brother who probably killed his little sister; manslaughtered, murdered, take your pick.
Melinda: How about you start a phone call with can you talk or this a bad time?
Eli: No, I want you to pick one, seriously.

The Ghost Whisperer Quotes

Delia: Did you just offer to give a ride to a ghost?
Melinda: Only because she doesn't know she's dead.

Eli: I know you're gonna say I got ahead of myself reaching out to the brother who probably killed his little sister; manslaughtered, murdered, take your pick.
Melinda: How about you start a phone call with can you talk or this a bad time?
Eli: No, I want you to pick one, seriously.