Getting married is like showering - don't do it unless you need to.

Todd

That's more zeros than I have actually dollars.

Eli

Money like that changes people.

Charlie

He wants you to keep your nose out of his business so he takes your nose.

Jim

Eli: I wouldn't rule off the daughter.
Melinda: She's fifteen.
Eli: Even better.

I love angry teenagers.

Eli

We all deserve a chance to clean up or acts.

Shane

Well I guess I will hold down the fort.

Avery

I don't even know why I try.

Eli

Check it out we made the front page.

Eli

If we turn in another tip on a dead body we will be visit another type of bars than I'd prefer on a Friday night.

Eli

I can't believe that this replaced the Archies.

Eli
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The Ghost Whisperer Quotes

Delia: Did you just offer to give a ride to a ghost?
Melinda: Only because she doesn't know she's dead.

Eli: I know you're gonna say I got ahead of myself reaching out to the brother who probably killed his little sister; manslaughtered, murdered, take your pick.
Melinda: How about you start a phone call with can you talk or this a bad time?
Eli: No, I want you to pick one, seriously.

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