The Good Guys
Favorite The Good Guys Quotes
We gotta get some medicine for the computer machine!
Dan
It's like your the computer machine whisperer.
Dan
That guy's not a metal worker. He's a ninja. A ninja named Tommy.
Dan
It doesn't matter what her name is, you're never gonna see her naked.
Dan
You ever need cops, you come straight to property crimes.
Dan
Dan: What's your gut telling you, Jack?
Jack: My gut is car sick.
If I could make myself less attractive to hot, young women, don't you think I'd do it?
Dan
Women are like kittens. They just wanna be taken care of.
Dan
Dan: There are no prints on that. I looked.
Jack: Technology has come a long way since "I looked."
Co-worker: Why are you wearing a wifebeater?
Dan: My shirt's undergoing some minor repairs. Sauce-related repairs.
Dan: We're gonna be the Cops Who Cried Bank... it's a well-known children's story.
Jack: No, it isn't.
Sounds to me like quid pro, no quo. I want my quo.
Dan
