No, you know what? I'm not just dropping this. You wanna know my plan? My plan is I love you, okay? I've probably loved you ever since Georgetown. So phone me. I'll meet you anywhere, and we will make a plan. If none of this makes sense to you, just ignore it. No embarrassment, nothing. We'll just go back to how things stood.

Will

It's like when a storm is over. Is it happiness? Or is it just a relief?

Alicia

I know I don't seem like the warm and understanding type. But this is my warm and understanding face.

Eli

Poetry is easy; it's the parent-teacher conferences that are hard.

Alicia

Diane: We're like ghouls.
Will: As long as we've solvent ghouls.

Alicia: Are you gay?
Kalinda: I'm private.

Dana: I am not a lesbian.
Cary: I know a lot of people who weren't anything until they met Kalinda.

Diane Lockhart: When I was starting out I got one great piece of advice: Men can be lazy, women can't. And I think that goes double for you. Not only are you coming back to the workplace fairly late but you have some very prominent baggage.

Diane: Did you know we have a sex offender in our mailroom? The baritone at the Christmas party.
Will: I...I can't process that right now.

Client: Does it ever get easier?
Alicia: No, but you do get better at it.

Will: Does it really matter? We all end up in the same place. All that's left is our Wikipedia entry.
Diane: Boy, you're a bundle of joy.

You fellating Santa. I have to be blunt, sir, because that's how TMZ is gonna report it, Fox is gonna repeat it, and Jon Stewart is gonna finish it. 'Here. Comes. Santa.'

Eli