Whenever I think I'm certain about something I'm always surprised.

Alicia

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• Added: March 15, 2015

Your job is to give her Chap Stick and breath mints, not bust my balls.

John

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Finn: Still got some hard feelings there, Cary.
Cary: You mean from you trying to put me in jail for 15 years? Oh no, that's ancient history.

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• Added: March 15, 2015

You may not want Peter as a friend but you certainly don't want him as an enemy.

Eli

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Maybe he can find other ways of facilitating the killing of Jews.

David Lee

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• Added: March 15, 2015

And this being Chicago there's never any fraud at the polls.

Josh

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• Added: March 15, 2015

It's too new for the State Department to make a determination and I'm not spending ten years in a Federal prison for aiding and abetting terrorists.

David Lee

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• Added: March 15, 2015