Prosecutor: It's semantics.
Judge Schakowsky: No, it's the law. You know the difference? I get a gavel.

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• Added: October 19, 2015

Someone had a good nap.

Cary

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• Added: October 18, 2015

Don't worry, dear, most babies are unattractive.

Jackie

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• Added: October 18, 2015