I may need you, Peter, but you sure as hell need me too!

Alicia

Cockroaches are not romantic.

Diane

I'm the Governor and you are asking me for a favor. You want something. That's a favor.

Peter

I don't even like penguins!

Elsbeth

Certainly, just as soon as monkeys fly out of my butt.

David Lee (to Diane)

You are the new power couple from Obama's home state!

Eli

Her behavior wouldn't have been a talking point if she was a man.

Alicia

It's no longer about sexism, it's about our client being a bitch.

Alicia

I stood beside you like a grinning fool.

Alicia