He doesn't seem to care that Alicia and I aren't on the best of terms. Read into that what you will.


Cary: Thirty year old Sean Briglio, found in a room 606 at the St. Martin Hotel. Handcuffed, ball gag in his mouth and his penis severed from his body. Yes, its making me wince even just talking about it. The severed member was found in the ice bucket.
Kalinda: You're kidding.
Cary: Yes, on ice with the champagne. There's probably a joke to be made about shrinkage, but I won't go there.
Kalinda: I think you just did.

Sex outside of marriage, sex with more than one person, sexual bondage. I'm sorry, I keep imagining my parents listening to this.

Miss Crozier

They were trying to fire me because I have a working vagina. And because Jerry Maquire Rodah out there is their new golden boy.


Patty: You're pregnant? I am. It happens.
Will: Are you thinking of populating a small island?

Jackie: She won't swallow her pride. She won't forgive him, it's easier to leave him.
Eli: Jackie, it's not the 50's. What did she say?

Your honor. Ms. Nyholme just winked and grinned at us when you said that.

Counselor Rodah

Be cordial here Jackie or I will ask you to leave.


Patient: Thank you.
Alicia: It's my job.
Patient: No, not like before. You're fighting for me.

Patty: I wish Ms. Florrick didn't think she was arguing before the Supreme Court.
Alicia: And I wish Ms. Nyholm did.

Eli: Do you know that Peter slept with Amber Madison on 18 separate occasions? She's gunning for you in there
Alicia: I do no that
Eli: Does it bother you?
Alicia: Does it bother me, it horrifies me!

Zach: Grandma's drunk.
Alicia: I think that's just her.

Good Wife Quotes

Reese Dipple's the reason you're not at the firm. You sway Peter on this bill and Dipple will sprinkle rose petals as you step off the elevator.


It's hard to be on this side.