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Will: This isn't really your baby is it, what's her name?
Patti Nyholm: Bite me.
Will: Is that dutch?

Will: In a few days time, my clients baby will be dead.
Mr. Harper: Objection, your client's fetus.
Judge Parks: Thank you Mr. Harper, I'm sure we'll all feel much better with that distinction.

Will: Wherever we end up, I respect you, Diane.
Diane: Didn't they say that to Secretariat before they put him?
Will: I don't think they said 'Diane.'

Guns expert: You remind me of [Sarah Palin].
Diane: Which part? The quitting the Governorship or the moose hunting?

Can I say "son of a bitch?" Or is that too salty?

Eli Gold

Kalinda: How long until this competition between you and Cary is over?
Alicia: A month... and eight days.

I want a meeting with Eli Gold. Now. Today.

Peter

This is just like Cinderella.

Grace [on her father's ankle monitor]

Cary: I don't want you to lose.
Alicia: I know. I don't want you to lose, either.
Cary: I kind of like you.
Alicia: I'm surprised, but I kind of like you, too.

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