He's good. If I had stock I might even vote for him.

Alicia

Can you guarantee he won't kill anyone in the next five minutes?

Diane

Others may find your cynicism bracing, Mrs Florek but I find it charming.

Sweeney

Dana: I am not a lesbian.
Cary: I know a lot of people who weren't anything until they met Kalinda.

You fellating Santa. I have to be blunt, sir, because that's how TMZ is gonna report it, Fox is gonna repeat it, and Jon Stewart is gonna finish it. 'Here. Comes. Santa.'

Eli

You're pitiful. Get a pair of balls and throw a punch.

Will

Childs: On what grounds?
Judge: On the grounds of how else will I spend my Thursday afternoon if the three of you aren't here.

Cary: I don't even think you have a new job. You're just like one of those mom's who lies about being pregnant.
Dana: That happens a lot in your experience?

Will: You poked the bear. I asked you not to poke the bear.
Diane: Would you stop with the bear talk.

I thought you Feds were on some sort of a budget crunch. I get two of you?

Judge

Will: What if we were to have good timing. For even an hour. What would that look like?
Alicia: I think that would look like an exceptional moment.

Alicia: I'm constantly spilling it. What's the real you?
Will: Uncontrollable bladder syndrome.

Good Wife Quotes

Cary: How are things in the bar attorney trenches?
Alicia: Same as there only without the fees, resources or muffins.

There is a mutiny brewing below deck and we are going to start losing good, young associates because of him.

Cary