You don't know me. I break things.

Linden

Now if that's it, "bro," I've got a campaign to resuscitate.

Jamie

Kids aren't fools. We know.

Linden

Holder: What's so funny?
Linden: You trying to do math is kind of like a dog wearing a hat.

If you think I've done something wrong, then fire me. Otherwise, I have a class to teach.

Bennet Ahmed

Oh, snap! Linden rocked the booty call.

Holder

Empathy can poison your brain.

Holder

I'm gonna destroy him.

Richmond

Mayor Adams: In no time at all, Darren's come here and built himself a real rainbow coalition: blacks, fruits, whores, and drug addicts.

Minimum wage ain't worth fighting the popo.

Holder

C'mon mommy, you're making me all hot...

Holder

Relax Mom, it's NarcScent. Smells like weed, tastes like weed, it's not weed.

Holder

The Killing Quotes

Hello, Facebook. Kid's don't write letters.

Jack Linden

Linden: In situations like this, I like to ask myself: what would Jesus do?
Holder: Don't know. I'll ask him.