That's it? You're done with your recital? Maybe next year you can audition for American Idol!


Jennifer: How long have you been an actress?
Raquel: Little while.
Jennifer: Anything I would have seen you in?
Raquel: Apparently not.

Just shut up and play with your noodle!


If this little dude wants to throw rocks at the throne, tell him to take a number. Yo, matter of fact, have him call my label. I think we have some openings in the mail room.


Nick: Where are we?
Abby: I can't talk about this right now, but have a nice day!

Nick: I love you.
Abby: I'm on TV!

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