Agent: I have a straight offer for you.
Raquel: No!
Agent: Cactabear 2.
Raquel: Noooooo.

Brandon: I'm Brandon. I play the brother.
Abby: I'm Abby. I play the slut.

Nick: I bought you breakfast.
Sabrina: Why?
Nick: I thought we could bury the hatchet.
Sabrina: Then you should have brought a hatchet.

Connor: Last night I had a few drinks.
Raquel: Last night you had all the drinks.

Abby: Why can't I find my underwear?
Nick: Because I've been throwing them out. My plan is nearly complete.

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